were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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