How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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