Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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