Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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