I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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