Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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