omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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