I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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