sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Randomize
