Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Send help, water and tortillas.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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