if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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