So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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