We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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