i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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