no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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