ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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