3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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