sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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