My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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