and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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