I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
My pussy is not your playground.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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