508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
he fucked my hip out of place.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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