i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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