i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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