can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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