my soul wont recognize me after tonight
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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