i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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