they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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