Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
