He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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