I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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