why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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