Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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