I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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