If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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