turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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