Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is it because I queefed?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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