You don't have asthma, your pregnant
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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