Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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