I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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