shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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