But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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