Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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