She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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