Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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