i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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