Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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