I need help removing her.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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