I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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