my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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