i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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