I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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