it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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