Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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