Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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